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The Dork Legacy 2.2



Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5

2.0
2.1



Last time around, Einstein and Vanessa got hitched and glitched! So I had to reload. They got married again, but not before Einstein got abducted by aliens. An elephant made an appearance as well. Caedmon and Tara retired, to become my eternal crafting slaves lazy. Willoughby WooHoo'd everyone, while Mrs. Crumplebottom looked on. And Wander and Nariko were born!


This update begins with this exciting shot. A pregnant man reading a book. I'm riveted.


But a girl cheering for a baby? Yawn.


The adults-to-adults-holding-babies ratio is unpleasantly low in this room.


O.o That's...better. Goddamn Romance sims, I swear!


7/20


YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME, PEANUT!! (note: he is actually entirely fenced in, half of it doesn't show up because the bars are windows)


WOOF WOOF I CAN'T ESCAPE HAHAHA YOU BASTARD.


WHAT??!! NOOO!

*slumps in shame*


...


Caedmon: Oh, hello little baby!


Caedmon: Here, have my cell phone.

Perfectly natural segue, honestly.


Are you effing serious? You actually rescued the baby from the kitchen floor?! >.> That's it, you're main heir. Einstein is moving out, you can keep his kids.


Willoughby: I have X-ray vision.
Caedmon: *plus!*


Meet Mr. 8/20!


Obviously he's not a cuddler. And Willoughby is a bit of a man.


Man!birthins!


Vanessa: Aaa! A tiny alien!


Einstein: Sniff...he's beautiful. I think I'll name him... Bao-Dur.


Vanessa: Are you serious? But Bao-Dur is kind of creepy!


She's very concerned. But Bao-Dur it is.



YOU BITCH. MY CONTROLLER WAS BROKEN.


"Waah."


Vanessa: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo blue-hoo-hoo blue-ho-ho-HOO! I'm so blue I don't know what to do!


Oh, well that was an easy promotion.


Willoughby: *is really good at this*


This is Algren. Why Algren, you say? And not Mr. 9/20? Well, you'll find out.


Um...guys...there's definitely someone sleeping in that bed.


That's better. 9/20.


Caedmon: Oh, Grump, let's be ignored together!

;-; Oh sure, make me feel bad would ya.


HAHAHA The elephant is rideable.

Einstein: Look at me, I'm Tony Jaa!


Tara: OH GOD, no one's talked to me in like an hour! I'm freaking out!


Einstein: Hey, mom, how are -
Tara: NO ONE TALKS TO ME! FREAKING OUTTTT!!
Einstein: O.O

And now for a small section called, Let's Take A Break And See How Drizzt is Doing.


Here's his happy wedlock picture.


And this is his eldest daughter, Chansey. Yes, like the pokemon. I like the name, okay?


And this is his younger daughter, Pichu. She has funny cheeks.

Apparently I didn't take any makeover pictures, so: end segment.


Vanessa's heir portrait is finished. I didn't want Einstein to paint his own, so that's coming a little later.


Spying on garbage, are you? Shame!


Why do all of my toddlers grow into the whiteboy fro? Anyway, this is Wander.


And this is Nariko!


Why do the Budges have it in for the Dorks so bad? Anette had to walk ALL THE WAY across TOWN to make it here, just to steal a paper that SHE HAS A COPY OF AT HOME.


Her eyes are really close-set, but I kind of like her.


And Wander is going to be a CLONE of his father, I can just tell.


10/20! Halfway there!


Caedmon: Doot de doo...Minding my own business...
Willoughby: *woohoos*


I hate that vacationie. 11/20 though.


OH NOES. Actually, I don't think I even have Risky WooHoo. I had Mr. 1/20 come over and Try For Baby with her because I love genetics.


Okay, that is seriously adorable. Caedmon, I am beginning to forgive you for constantly stalking your daughter-in-law.


It's Bao-Dur's birthday! Nice that either of his parents could make it. >.>


Oh, them's some ugly cheeks.


But...heck, he's pretty darn adorable. Look at him, in his little concert-pianist uniform. Aww.


...That's nice, Caed.


Monkey Dude is back, not to steal the paper, but to eat out of the trash! Charming! Willoughby, you SLEPT with this?!


Gross. Wait, let's get a closeup.



HOLY CRAP.


Willoughby wanted to see Algren again. The first time she'd ever wanted to see a conquest a second time.


That's classy, Algren.


And we get in...


And we get out! Too hungry for woohoo?! Weakling!


Vanessa got fat. I know, you can totally tell.


Zzort!


Just to let you know that Einstein is still around, bringing in the promotions and skilling up, and doing other things that don't make for interesting pictures.


And check out who he brought home with him. I saw him and very nearly sent Willoughby after him, until it occurred to me that he's actually Balthazar Budge. Hot but married.


Thanks, Celebrity Chef.

Because pregnant women exerting themselves is amusing.


Vanessa: I got promoted recently.


Caedmon: Hah! I got you beat! I retired!


Vanessa: Yeah? Well I had a baby!
Caedmon: *maxes logic*


Another bathroom birth. Sigh.


Note that this is the SECOND smallest bathroom in the house.


Meet Dante! He has all his father's genetics except for the red hair.


Only good with other people's kids, Willoughby?


Nariko looks like she's mentally retarded, kind of. But it's adorable.


Willoughby: YEAH I'm so fit!
Curtis Nott, er, I mean, 11/20: Is she gonna kiss me or what?


I thought the censor bars deserved a little gender equality.



Fitness is all the rage in this house.



See?


Meanwhile, Bao-Dur is still being taken care of by people other than his parents.


Because both of them are skilling up.


You may have escaped last time, Peanut, but let's see you escape a room with NO DOOR.

And now I present, The Wooing Of Peanut:


End segment. Yeah, that's all it took for:


Peanut: Nom.
Einstein: *is nommed*


Einstein: HUURRRGGHH!


I got to look at this picture for like ten freaking minutes while my game was switching the skins out.


Einstein: Arooo!


Peanut: My work here is done. *digs up Einstein's feet*


Einstein: roo roo roo i did well in school roo roo


I think he's got a good face for a werewolf.


Wow. I forgot what Maxis eyes looked like. Yuck!


Guess what want the whole household has? Except for Vanessa, of course.


Einstein: Ugh, I don't WANNA be a human again!


Two seconds earlier, and this would have been a shot of Tara getting the gold Flower Arranging Badge.


Vanessa is like the most supportive wife ever. Also note the fear of Einstein being Cured of Lycanthropy.


Woo.


This is just a picture showing Caedmon paying the bills...Nothing more...


Hey, that is SO not what I just directed you to do! Your children are growing up! Go celebrate!



Hoorah!


Oh yeah. Wander is IDENTICAL to his father.


And Nariko is pretty cute, too.


Yeah, okay, fine, NOW go ahead. >.<


And that's it for this update! See you next time, in which babies will be birthed, birthdays will be had, and Willoughby gets married!

And now, a question!

A link to the poll, because somehow it messed up my journal syntax.

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katu_sims
Feb. 14th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
:D I love him. I can't believe how old he is, though. He looks like 25.
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linear_flower
Feb. 14th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
Half your pictures aren't showing up.
katu_sims
Feb. 14th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
They're not? Bother. >.< One mo.

Yeah, apparently after image 883, I'd hit 1000 images in that folder of photobucket. Which makes me wonder how good photobucket is at math. >.> Should be good now.
my_simagination
Feb. 14th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
OMG THE TATTOO!!! XDDD Makes me wonder what other goodies Maxis put in... I thought I was aware of them all! :O

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa282/tehsims/dork/picture864.jpg

I had that glitch too with Don Lothario. He wanted to be friends with himself. XD

This post is made of so much love! :D
katu_sims
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
I laughed so hard when I saw the tattoo thing.

Being friends with yourself and stuff is apparently a glitch that happens with the handheld system in the game, but since Caedmon never had one, I thought it was kind of weird.

And thank you!
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katu_sims
Feb. 15th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
First: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=269980 <-- the elephant! ^_^ It's awesome.

Second: I use ScreenHunter to take my screencaps. It's nice because it automatically saves and numbers them for me.

Third: Thank you! ^_^
sea_serpent
Feb. 14th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
OMFG, THE COMPANION CUBE!!

Where did you get it? It's... it's BEAUTIFUL OwO

Great update, as usual XD And I like your picture size the way it is. If anything, I would request that you make the pictures a little brighter :D
katu_sims
Feb. 15th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
I found it! It's here: http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=66209&highlight=portal

Okay, I'll look into adding a little brightening to my pictures. :D Thanks for the feedback!
simitard
Feb. 15th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
GUH. <3 <3 <3 <3

THE TATTOO. TATTTOOOOOO!!! That just made my day, thank you very much. So did this update. Everyone is adorable, and as usual I love it to pieces!

<3
katu_sims
Feb. 15th, 2008 03:48 am (UTC)
:DD Thank you! Glad you liked it!

In other news, I'm considering getting that tattoo, lol...
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psitticism
Feb. 15th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
I LOVE Bao-Dur to bits. And Nariko is cute, too. Very unique-looking, but cute, somehow. And that elephant is rideable? This update contained everything I love. Cute kids, an elephant, an alien, a werewolf, and a cat with some kind of fruit helmet. The world just became a much nicer place to live. I think I shall sleep well tonight.
katu_sims
Feb. 15th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Thanks so much! My heir choices are going to be HARD. Nariko skills like the devil, but Bao-Dur is so cute...Unfortunately he has ONE neat point. ;-; ONE.

Heehee, anything with a cat with a fruit helmet is awesome. Not to sound arrogant. :P
franwi
Feb. 15th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
What a hilarious installment!! I'm so glad it was a long one. What a great family. So much going on with them. Your humorous captions are wonderful. ;)
katu_sims
Feb. 16th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you! Playing has been crazy for me, lately, because there's two elders, four adults, three children, one toddler, three babies, a Servo and a dog in my household. :P Lots to keep up with. :DD
uber_orange
Feb. 15th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
pregnant women exerting themselves is amusing.

Yes... yes it is amusing. Even more amusing that pregnant sims can't put on athletic wear, so they are stuck in whatever they were wearing at that moment.

Anyways, I FINALLY READ YOUR LEGACY so far, and can comment from here on out! Wooo!
katu
Feb. 16th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
Yaay! Exciting! And athletic wear is for the weak. When/if I ever work out, I just wear my jim-jams.
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pizza_assassin
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
LIME CAT!!!!!!!!!!! I love this legacy so very much.

Also, where did you get Willoughby's athletic wear? I'm always looking for things that aren't track suits.
katu
Feb. 16th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
:D I always called him Helmet Cat. But I'm not really hip to all that lolcat internet lingo. But he's pretty old-school anyway.

The athleticwear is here: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=237866
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simfanatic05
Feb. 17th, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
Bao-Dur is awesome!!!! I wanna have an alien baby in my game soon lol They use the darn telescope enough, it shoulda happened by now.

Where did you get the crib in this shot? http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa282/tehsims/dork/picture821.jpg I am getting tired of the maxis ones!

I also looooved the Lime Cat tattoo!! I never notice things like that! :DD
katu_sims
Feb. 17th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
I love Bao-Dur with a burning passion. And for many years I confused him with Barad-Dur from Lord of the Rings. >.> lol.

That crib...I think it came from Sims2Sisters, over at TSR. Their stuff is pay, though, so you have to go to the booty to get it. And I'm not *positive* on the creator, either. But I do remember it being pay TSR stuff.

I've got like ultra sims zoom vision or something. I end up with like one shot like that every update, totally coincidentally. >.> lol.
louis_kincaid
Feb. 21st, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
Einstein: Hey, mom, how are -
Tara: NO ONE TALKS TO ME! FREAKING OUTTTT!!
Einstein: O.O
Lol!

LMAO @ Caedmon wanting to talk to himself. How is that possible?
katu_sims
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:00 am (UTC)
I dunno, I talk to myself all the time. :P

I think it's just some kind of glitch. Hasn't happened since, though, so hopefully it's okay. ^_^
halfbreedmaster
May. 17th, 2008 09:51 am (UTC)
OHMYGAWD thst cat with the melon thing on it's head and the tattoo thing was HILARIOUS so much infact that I actually stopped reading just to tell you that. I seriously laughed for like 10 minutes. -goes back to reading-
katu_sims
May. 17th, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
LOL! Excellent! It's funny, I was totally just thinking about that like, yesterday, too! :D I must have *~psychically sensed~* your laughter. :P
halfbreedmaster
May. 22nd, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)
Your ESPN must me off the heazy...LMAO (XD)
halfbreedmaster
May. 22nd, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
*Be *Grumble grumble grumble typo grumble grumble*
katu_sims
Jun. 1st, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Yeah, I kind of never ended up commenting to that because I couldn't figure out what you were saying! ^_^;; I'm kind of dense at times.
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