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The Dork Legacy 2.7








This update begins with Algren using his evil genius for evil! MWAHAHA!!


And then, once finished, he decides to practice ballet. -.-


Sometimes, I make one of my sims go play the violin and just sit there and listen to the music. <3


Einstein: Yoo hoo! Aliens!

...You've been abducted twice all ready.

Einstein: Yeah, but I wanna do it again!

At least you're too old to be pregnant now.


Dante's One True Hobby is fitness. It's amazing he hasn't caught fire yet.


It's a Mexican Stare-off! Algren is staring at Gidget, who is staring at Dante, who is staring at Algren! :O

Also, Gidget wears her hat to go swimming.


Success. The things I do for aspiration points.


Galadriel: GRRR I AM SO PRETTY.


These two woke up in the middle of the night, both with orange energy bars, to woohoo. >.>

And again in the hot tub.


Grump: GRRR ALIENS.

But Einstein wasn't the only one to suddenly fall to earth...


I forgot I'd gotten a "more social bunny" hack. It laughed at him on the toilet...


Then watched him in the shower...


(I just liked the lighting in this picture).


Einstein: Hey, bunny, are you watching? I'm gonna set this shit on fire.


Einstein: Tada!
Bunny: WOW THAT'S HOT.


Bunny: WRRRRYYY!!


Einstein: I luff you, bunny. <333

Awww.


Why did I take this picture? Matching pajamas? Bilbo being cute? Proof that my kids interact with each other?


Vanessa likes to catch de bugs. :D


...


Thanks, lady. Now GTFO my house.


At this point I honestly don't know who this is anymore.


Caedmon: HAAAALP! I'm COVERED IN BEES!

Also: streaking, Running Amok, and fleeing from bees...all the same animation?


Aww! Please forgive the cursor...by default my screenshot program doesn't capture those...but I accidentally enabled it for the rest of this update. D: So I'm sorry.


Bilbo: OH GOD I HATE MYSELF.

...I'm worried that this whole family is going to end up committing suicide. ;-;


Wiloughby: lol i hate myself and want to die


Algren: I HATE CAEDMON!

OKAY FINALLY SOME SENSIBLE HATRED. I mean...he's not related to you, so you shouldn't actually be angry...but I'll take what I can get.


Einstein: lol im naked

Me: TAKE THAT, PHOTOBUCKETS! :DD


They got a girlfriend for Cloverfield. :D My cursor apparently wants you to look at her nose. I...can't seem to remember her name. ;-;


I love her skinny little legs. :D She is like a spider!


...How is everyone electrocuted in my neighborhood? Did they ALL try to steal Mister Scurvy?



YES. Kittens, make me them!


CUTE UNIFORM. <3


I like these window sill things.


Caedmon: There's...a bunny here. A big one.


Caedmon: Whatever. Let's punch each other. :D


STUPID CURSOR.


Algren: HEY GUYS, I'M HOME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT BASK IN MY AWESOMENESS!


It's time for some birthdays! This remarkably sober young man is Kilik!



Believe it or not, this beauty is Katamari! She definitely was a pleasant surprise.


Galadriel's face looks a bit weird here, but still very pretty!



OMG AWWWWW <3333! Bilbo! The sleeper hit of Gen 2!


It was definitely time for college. OH GOD.


Galadriel...looked much better as a child. While I still find her beautiful, her face got ALL kinds of weird and pointy (this picture is pretty flattering).


Bao-Dur is still wonderful!


Katamari, I believe, rolled up all of Galadriel's Pretty.


Bilbo is still stunning.


Nariko looks exactly the same.


Wander is still BLINDINGLY pale (but now with cheekbones!).


Kilik is easily the most manly of the whole lot.


And Dante aged up to be a drill sergeant.


Sorry, Dante. Eight kids is just too much for me.


Here's Nariko's dykey makeover.


Galadriel: GIVE ME BACK MY PRETTY, YOU BITCH.


I decided Wander could use a more masculine makeover.


Galadiel is AWFULLY pretty when she's angry, though. And Bilbo apparently thinks it's hilarious.


Bilbo: HAHAHAHA THIS MAKEOVER IS SILLY!

Makeover montage time!










This is the only Nariko-being-a-lezbot picture you'll see this update. Despite what she says, she's actually turned off by every single person, male or female, on campus.


Oh, look at Miss Unique over here. Anarchy sign and everything.


She was so *~different~* that I had to give her an appropriate makeover. :D


...I have a book infestation. Know why?


THIS ASSHOLE.


Galadriel must have sensed my fury, and put some of them away. <3 Autonomously!


Galadriel: I HATE PUTTING AWAY BOOKS.


...Who are you talking to?

Snowflake: My imaginary friends. They're the only ones who understand me.

...


Bilbo: The fact is, Bao-Dur...I could be heir.


Bao-Dur: *pouts and does his homework*
Bilbo: *looks like L*


Bilbo: See? It says right here that I'm right.


;-; Goodbye Galadriel. I'll miss you.


What the hell is this thing doing in my dorm? And wearing a hair I'd deleted like last year?


I WATCHED HIM. HE PICKS UP A BOOK, OPENS IT, CLOSES IT...


AND SETS IT ON THE FLOOR! Well, I've had ENOUGH.


Nery: What? Ow! Hail? Inside?


Do not mess with me. I do not tolerate the messy.


Death: WHAT ARE ALL THESE BOOKS DOING LYING ON THE FLOOR? I CAN BARELY GET TO THIS BODY. SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY PICK THESE UP.

Random picture alert!


Nariko: *jingles Bao-Dur's dogtags*

This has been a random picture.


Kilik, who has 9 enthusiasm in Cooking, decided to go check out Sue's Sekrit Kitchen.


Where I immediately caught this old perv pulling a Caedmon.
\

Sorry about the brightness of this picture. Kilik decided to enter his Baked Alaska into the cooking contest!


OH HOW EMBARRASSING! Sue the Chef (the sous chef, I wonder? AHAHAHA!!) made the same dish!
*mortified*


What is it with everyone stealing stuff from Kilik? The old perv is doing the exact same motion...


Yay we won! I like this expansion.


Sous Sue: UH UH BITCH. NOT AFTER YOU MADE ME LOSE!


Blonde Dude: *poke!*
Old Perv: *whimper*


Old Perv: WAAAH.

You should count yourselves lucky that those were the only two pictures I took of that. The blonde dude ended up pretty much just chasing this poor guy around the lot. He'd poke him, the old guy would run off and cry, and the blonde guy would come up and poke him again. Happened like ten times.



Back at home, I find Bilbo cleaning everything! <33


Bilbo: Mmm, food is yummy.


Buzzcut: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG UGH UGH!


...Does Castor Nova always wear lipstick?

(also, last night I totally had a dream that I asked that, and someone said, "oh, yeah, he does that if his aspiration is low").


I love the gaming-hobby idle animations. :D


GRADUMATED. I fast forwarded through the rest of college because with Free Time it's damn near impossible to keep even the PLAYABLES alive, their motives drop so fast.

Since I actually fell asleep at my computer (No, seriously, I only woke up because my little sister called me), the rest of these will be posted in montage format, since I am definitely not witty enough to think of captions.



...



I'll give you a minute to play that one Vitamin C song...Friends Forever or whatever it's called. The rip-off of Pachelbel's Canon in D.



...



Is it playing? Okay, let's go:













The End (of gen 2).


So, now my dilemma. Who for heir? I REALLY don't want to do another double-heir.

For reasons that have become apparent (I hope) in this update, the running for heir is now between two of the kids: Kilik, and Bilbo. Surprising, right? Well, you see, Bao-Dur, who was my original favourite for heir (and whom I still love dearly) only has ONE neat point, and that just doesn't fly in my legacies. Oh, yeah, and 8 nice points. Not that I mind nice sims. But not nice, sloppy ones. And Galadriel...well, honestly, I only really liked her because she was pretty. She didn't have a lot of personality. So, let's go on.

Kilik's Stats:


Pros for Kilik: Has maxed enthusiasm in cooking, but that's NOT his One True Hobby. Also has ten neat points.
Cons for Kilik: Has HUGE eyebrows that might never breed out, and I like being able to have bangs in the hairs I put on people.

Bilbo's Stats:


Pros for Bilbo: REALLY REALLY HOT. Also very clean (honestly I think he cleans more than Kilik does).
Cons: Being one of the youngest children of the not-main heir, I don't "know" him that well.

Please vote here!



Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 ]

[ Adopt-a-Dork *UPDATED*]

Comments

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psitticism
Mar. 8th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
Your Sims are all gorgeous. Seriously. I ADORE Bao-Dur and I always will, but given the choice of the two, I had to go with Bilbo. You will get to know him in all of his beautifulness.

I actually just went and picked up a pile of books I had left on the floor of my room (I read in bed, have no night table, and am lazy). Because of you. You inspired me.

Also, stop making me want FreeTime so badly (I'm on a Mac and have to wait exactly three thousand centuries for it to come out) and worse yet, getting Vitamin C songs in my head. That's just cruel.
katu
Mar. 8th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
Aww, thank you! I think I'm too hard on my sims...every time I think one of them is ugly, I should go play my self-sim's kids (seriously, I am afraid to reproduce now ;-;). :P

Bao-Dur will definitely be around as much as I can make him. I'm not really good with "where are they now" posts...but I might do it for Bao-Dur. Maybe.

Haha, excellent! Your chances of dying from indoor hail have decreased significantly! Honestly, my apartment is a mess (because I live alone and spend most of my free time on the sims ^^;), so I shouldn't be such a cleanliness nazi. But...it is my game, and I am the God, and if I want them to be clean under penalty of death, then I will make it so!

Do regular PC hacks work for Mac versions of the game? Because I would say it's definitely worth waiting for MATY to finish fixing the game (lol) before buying the EP. And since you have no choice but to wait, this could be a small consolation. Unless PC hacks don't, in which case never mind. >.>

I used to own Vitamin C's album. True story. Also, was pretty convinced that she was the main character's roommate in Dracula 2000. I was wrong. I was also wrong to think that Nathan Fillion wasn't hot enough (WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME WHEN I WAS 15?!). I should also stop ranting. >.>
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itsarush
Mar. 8th, 2008 04:56 am (UTC)
Bilbo. Definitely.
katu_sims
Mar. 8th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Duly noted. :D
katurine
Mar. 8th, 2008 09:33 am (UTC)
I kinda hoped for Bao-Dur, but in that case my vote goes for Bilbo. Hey, not only is his name Bilbo, he also STILL looks like Harry Potter. Geeky enough. XD
(I used to wear glasses similar to Bilbo's. XD)
Also, is it just me or does Katamari very much resemble her mother in that last picture? :O
katu_sims
Mar. 8th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
I do love Bao-Dur...but the idea of generations and generations of sloppy sims is very daunting to me. :P

And yeah, Katamari definitely looks more like her mother than her father. Which is fine, since her mother is gorgeous. :D
hskinn
Mar. 8th, 2008 02:07 pm (UTC)
BILBO is the heir. Search your feelings, you know it to be true...
katu_sims
Mar. 8th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
*is Jedi Persuaded* Bilbo is the heir. I will search my feelings. I will know it to be true.

:DD
sea_serpent
Mar. 8th, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
Bilbo for heir! It's too bad about Bao-Dur, it would've been neat to see how his alien genes passed on to other kids... but I feel you and your dislike of sloppy sims. Those drive me NUTS too, though sadly, after being struck with sloppy-sim-syndrome in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LEGACIES, I've grown used to it against my will D:

(I loaded my game and looked at Bao-Dur with blue skin. One word: LMAO. It doesn't help that my default alien eyes are multi-coloured kitty eyes with a lot of pink)
katu_sims
Mar. 18th, 2008 04:05 am (UTC)
*is replying late!*

Yeah, I'm a neat-sim freak. :D Which is sad, because my self sim is pretty sloppy (I try to be true to life, and I'm just too busy to be clean. :P).

Oh god, I want to see a screenshot of Bao-Dur with blue skin and pink eyes!! :O That would be awesome!
uber_orange
Mar. 18th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
This is a late comment because apparently I missed it when you updated! D:
(I started reading 3.1 and got all confused xD)

Galadriel: GRRR I AM SO PRETTY.
Yes. Yes you are.

Then watched him in the shower...
That... that's really creepy.
Though I didn't mind the butt shot :D

Einstein: lol im naked
Me: TAKE THAT, PHOTOBUCKETS! :DD
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

They got a girlfriend for Cloverfield. :D My cursor apparently wants you to look at her nose. I...can't seem to remember her name. ;-;
D: SO CUTE. WOW.

Believe it or not, this beauty is Katamari! She definitely was a pleasant surprise.
I don't believe it, but... but I think I like it.

xD Oh god, I can't express how much I LAUGHED at the dead-book-litterer guy scenerio. I'm going to randomly giggle about it before I go to bed, then I'm going to remember "Oh hey, I said I'd giggle about it, and I did!"

...Does Castor Nova always wear lipstick?
I dunno, but it's sexy :D

Waaah I wasn't able to vote D: I would have voted for Bilbo anyways x3
katu_sims
Mar. 18th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
Waaah I wasn't able to vote D: I would have voted for Bilbo anyways x3
Well good cuz he won. :D You were on the winning side!

Oh god, I can't express how much I LAUGHED at the dead-book-litterer guy scenerio.
It was pretty funny at first. I was actually kind of tempted to just let it go and see how much of the dorm he would clutter up. But yeah. No.

That... that's really creepy.
Though I didn't mind the butt shot :D

Yeah, I'm thinking of getting rid of that hack that lets the bunny show up earlier. >.> They're kinda weirding me out.

Oh oh! And I remembered the girl kitty's name! It's Miyazaki, because she kind of looks like the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service! :D
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teaspoonsims
Mar. 30th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
I may have just woken up, but this update made me laugh so much.

:D


You take that, book-leaver-outer!
katu_sims
Mar. 31st, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Hooray! I'm glad! :DD The best part of waking up, is laughter in your cup! Or something? :P

He will take that! And let that be a lesson to other book-leaver-outers to follow! D:
qualanqui
May. 17th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU PICKED BILBO! :D
katu_sims
May. 18th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
:D I did! But you know that by now!
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katu_sims
Jul. 5th, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's an air conditioner. I got it off of MATY, they have an extracted objects section, that cathouse is from Pets Stories.

Yeah, sims work in mysterious ways. I always get really wary about choosing heir too early because of exactly that, lol.
fantasyrogue
Sep. 15th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC)
Still reading, still enjoying XD (also this is proving to be an excellent distraction from my dentist-induced suffering).

Bilbo is hot. Having read the Hobbit, that sounds so totally wrong. Anyway, time to read on!
katu_sims
Sep. 16th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
Awww, dentistry sucks. But is often necessary. D: BUT WHY IS IT ALL PAINFUL?

Hey, Bilbo could be hot. We don't know. Ian Holm is decently attractive, anyway. :D
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simslover2305
Nov. 29th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC)
I know this update is pretty old, but I had to comment and tell you that I LOVE IT!
This is as far as I have gotten so far but I'll be caught up either today or tomorrow(:

I also had to tell you: Wander makes me think of Edward Cullen in Twilight because he's so pale. But I love him because of that.
haha.(:
katu_sims
Nov. 29th, 2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank you! I never mind comments on old entries. <3

Actually, his pallor is why I named him Wander, because the character from Shadow of the Colossus (who he's named after) is super pale. :D
toxicpinkpoison
Oct. 6th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
"You should count yourselves lucky that those were the only two pictures I took of that. The blonde dude ended up pretty much just chasing this poor guy around the lot. He'd poke him, the old guy would run off and cry, and the blonde guy would come up and poke him again. Happened like ten times."

This happened to me with Brandi Broke. She followed me around the whole time just prodding me over and over. I finally just gave up and sent my sim home and she continued to steal my paper and tip over my trash. ._. I'd never done anything to her she just hated my poor sim.
katu_sims
Oct. 8th, 2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Awww, what a jerk! I guess maybe she was bitter because her husband died, and presumably your sim had a ~great destiny~ ahead of them! XD
(Anonymous)
Jan. 6th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
okay, seriously does algren HAVE to be so damn hairy?! it's kinda freakin' me out here, pplz!!!! i'm sitting there staring at it like, "0__o" oh, also, Willough's hair? I HAVE THE EXACT SAME HAIR, NO JOKE!!!!!!! <D totally ROTFL'd at book-on-the-floor dude! i get it! sue the sous chef! hahahaha!!!
n0ellex3
Jan. 6th, 2010 02:50 pm (UTC)
OHHAY ITS ME AGAIN
yuh, yano
the silly stalker girl who commented twice before on appreciating CC and stuffs.
this is the LJ account you inspired me to create!
;D

anywhosers,
i LOLd about the whole book man guy.
i'd prolly kill him off, too.
and if you were srs about having that sim dream, you're lucky, cause my dreams are all non-sensical and random/dumb.
katu_sims
Jan. 6th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Re: OHHAY ITS ME AGAIN
YOU AGAIN. >[ *hands on hips* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.

No, seriously, I think I could have guessed. You have a very distinctive commenting style. XD

And yeah, no, my dreams are always pretty insane. I had a dream that I was working at a diner with some friends last night. And these guys walked past with some kids who had colourful leaves taped all over them, and they were going to tie them to a building. And then I ran out to stop them because I was A Grownup and Could Send Them To Jail.

BUT it turned out they had superpowers, and could cut me with their fingers! So I turned into a crazy anime chick with guns and began shooting at them, and they kept cutting off slices of skin as we fought, but they regenerated, and it was an epic anime battle on the highway. And then the episode ended, and went to the trailer for the new Sailor Moon movie, or something, where two blue robot girls had straaange lesbian sex with tubed and turned into the nipples of this gigantic ultra robot girl, who was their child, and...then there were some guys who needed to get onto a flight, and if they stepped on sand, it would SHOOF up their pant legs and make their penises bigger. Because they were aliens, or worked for the government, I don't recall which.

I wish I was making any of this up. Mind you, I did take some Theraflu before bed last night. So that might account for some of it.
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vanillamonkey97
Nov. 5th, 2010 02:51 am (UTC)
omg Bao-Dur's makeover picture where he is flexing, he looks like a abrcrombie model! Rolf , love the legacy <3
katu_sims
Nov. 5th, 2010 05:59 pm (UTC)
Aww, thanks!
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