Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]

[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]

[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]

[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]

[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 | 6.6 ]




So, this is what Zoe's been up to. I basically never control her anymore, so all she ever does in her free time is cavort with her ACR boyfriend.


And it finally pays off.


Meanwhile, Kian is still looking for ~the one~. This chick isn't it, though she's kind of cute in that nose-upwards kind of way.



THE LIPS, OH GOD, LOOK OUT KIAN! THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU.


Elsewhere, vaginafest.


Gizka: This puzzle is so...puzzling!


Gizka: Why you gotta be like that, puzzle?


Gizka: FUCK THIS IS HARDER THAN THAT SUDOKU SHIT.

And now I present a program I shall entitle: Our Heiresses Try To Have a Civil Conversation.

Part 1: The Argument.


April: DIET SODA IS DUMB. IF YOU'RE ON A DIET, DRINK WATER. OTHERWISE, DRINK REAL SODA.


Gizka: Traveling is stupid. If you don't like where you live, just move.

Part 2: The Rebuttal.


Kian: OH, way to be sensitive to diabetic people, who HAVE NO CHOICE.


Trenton (formerly Sensitive Artist): You don't even get why people travel, do you? How else are you going to become worldly?

Part 3: The Switch.


April: Oh, wow, I totally agree. We should definitely be sensitive to the needs of those less fortunate!


Gizka: That's exactly my point, there's no reason that you shouldn't know about what's going on in the world around you.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.


Okay, guys, one of you is in the wrong shower room. And it might be both of you.


April: My brother's got a huge -
Me: NO MORE SENTENCE.


April: Hey, you wanna maybe catch a movie later? If I can get a car to pick me up?
Kian's Girlfriend Isabella: Oh, oh, she's right behind me, isn't she? I can feel her warmth...smell her perfume...<3


Gizka: So, I'm totally popular. People love me. I think it's because I care about people, and really listen to what they have to say.


Trenton: You know, that makes sense. The reason I have so many friends is -
Gizka: Okay, bored now.


Trenton: Oh, uh, okay Gizka. Hey, can I borrow five from you for -
Gizka: No.


That goofy face always makes me laugh. SO not sexy.


Isabella: *fans self* Oh, that was so sexy!


Isabella: Now do something else!


Yay college. And Red Hands.


Following the wise words of inkspottedtea, I gave Gizka a neon and skintone-appropriate hairstyle. I could not love it more. Thank you, kinemortophobia.


Kian: This...isn't gonna be pretty. I'm getting out of here.


April: FALCON PUNCH!
Gizka: FATALITY.


Gizka: Seriously, wtf was with that? That hurt!
April: FINISH HIM.


At this point I noticed that they had the same hairstyle.


So April got yet another makeover. I swear, she's had more than any other sim in this legacy. Also, she doesn't like it much.


The Dorks love to sit together for a family meal.


Kian wanted to throw a party. I invited a bunch of random people over, who you will see in following shots, randomly. Also, I'd like to point out that the top FIVE people are all pets. They still showed at the top when I sorted by attraction. Shudder.


HI DIETER YOU FUZZY WUZZY FWUFFY DUFFY WIDDLE GUY *dissolves into mindless babytalk*


April: Hey car, since Katu reformatted her computer and reinstalled everything, can I go out now?


The Game: NO.


Gideon Merrit: Damn, that old lady is smokin'.


Zoe's ACR Boyfriend: What a hot old lady.
Q: What a fine looking young man you are! *shoves hand through torso*


OH HELL YEAH, I FIXED IT.


Gizka: Can anyone here help me with this puzzle? I'm stuck on this one part...


Gizka: Can you help me?
Gideon: Can't you see I'm busy?


Gizka: This is somehow your fault.


YEAH.


April: HELL YES, I AM OUTSIDE!


April: Hey, have I got a story for you! So Auntie Kristin...


April: Is totally not best friends anymore...


April: Her husband!

Me: ...She isn't?


Hi, lady with totally crazy animated hair!

But more importantly:


OH HELLO FUTURE HEIRESS' SPOUSE. Seriously, she looks JUST like a girl I had a crush on in high school. It was love at first sight.


April: Damn, you're right, she is hot. >[


April: So...you come here often? Wanna dance?


Alana Key: What do I look like, a lesbian?

UH. YES.


However, as much as I love her...


She and April have the same eyes. But WHATEVER. GENETIC DIVERSITY IS SO FIRST GENERATION.


Alana: Hell yeah, I like a girl with good hygiene!


Gizka does the checkin's out, too. For kicks.


Gizka: Meh. No hot dudes.

By which of course she means NO DUDES AT ALL. CHECK THIS SHIT:




Every single person in every single of those shots is FEMALE.


So they go to another lot. Alana comes with.


Is there supposed to be a giant hole in the Gothier Green Lawns? I checked, there weren't any bodies in there.


Alana: I suppose I would consider kissing you.

The rest of the outing was a total flop.

And then, here is the part where I loaded up my game and put a new sim in the dorms and played a whole bunch and took lots of hilarious pictures...without Gadwin open. -.- I'm a genius. So, let's just jump into the pictures that I have, and I'll explain as we go.


Some of you may recognise this spiky-haired goth boy about to copulate with a disembodied pair of legs.*

*Insert Pyramid Head joke here.


Well, whoever he is, he has FINE taste in men. And definitely surprised me by being gay.


Would a closeup shot help? If not, it's Road Narrows, the misunderstood goth boy from hjsnapepm's Narrows legacy. He is technically a relative to the Dorks, being the son of Paine and Ramp Narrows. But yeah. Also, if I call him by his father's name, I'm sorry. I do that a lot.


Road: Where are you going? We haven't even cuddled yet!
Vacationie: My afro sense is tingling...we aren't alone.


Road and Vacationie: ...
Mascot: Hey guys. Man, hard to find a good place to do homework here, isn't it? You don't mind if I use your room, do you? Thanks!


Mascot: Man, this assignment is tough! Why...are you guys just standing around like that? Did I interrupt something? Were you guys having a secret club meeting? Can I join?


Oh, you crazy knowledge sim, you.


Uh. Thank you for notifying me.


Trenton still loves him some Gizka.


Ball of Stink: ...D:
Ball of Fresh Clean Air: I SAID, that seat is TAKEN.
Ball of Stink: ...D:


Coolest poker game ever?


Uh. Yeah. This is a dorm.


Don't worry, honey. It had never even crossed my mind.


Gizka: So, there was this guy in a funny suit...


Gizka: OH CRAP, HE CAN SEE MY PRIVATE THOUUUUGGGGHTS!~


Gizka: Anyway, as I was saying, this guy...

...Those are two different guys, Gizka. Just in the same suit. For some ungodly reason.


I just wanted to show you guys more of the cool skintone.


I'm really excited for the next update or two (I'm gonna see if I can cram it into one!), and I'm pretty excited to play again. XD Gizka's boy troubles find an amusing and satisfactory way of resolving themselves, and there will be yet. another. Dork. house. -.- The trouble is with the old lot. It crashes my game all the time for no reason. >.