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The Dork Legacy 8.7





Since the beginning of Uni, Ritu has not been exhibiting any signs of win.


Mesmer: I guess, since no one's sleeping here, I'm going to take this spot.

Go right ahead honey. Go right ahead.


Ritu finally makes it to a bed...once her energy is maxed out.
Dervish: Zzzzzzfffzzzz...brilliantcat, babe, s'zat you? zzzz


Necro: Sooo, sis. We're growing up soon, you realise.


Necro: And, uh, since I won the heir poll? Yeah. Baby factory, HERE I COME.


Necro: Well, have to go now. Enjoy your breakfast, spare - er, I mean sis.
Dervish: YEAH WELL I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE A BABY FACTORY. SO THERE.


Repo Man: I'M HERE FOR YOUR STUFF. >D


Ritu: OMG THE REPO MAN!


Repo Man: OH MY GOD WHAT IS GROWING ON HER HEAD?!


Repo Man: Uh...maybe this is a better job for...uh...tomorrow.


Repo Man: Ugh...no...I can't keep procrastinating. I...better be brave.


WTF THE BED. THANKS, ASSHOLE.


Sighhh.


Dervish: That asshole stole our bed. I should really garrote him...but I can't be bothered right now.


ps guys - his name isn't Helio, I lied.


Poor Necro kept having nightmares, ALL NIGHT.


Necro: zzz, oh god, i have to make dean's list..!


Necro: NOO I GOT A C-!


Necro: Oh, thank god, just a dream...


Necro: Zzzzz, girlfriend...need to...make babies...


Necro: PETRONELLA NO!


Necro: Awww, that dream again. :(

Aww, she cut him deep.


Necro: Fuck this, I'm just gonna get up.


AH BUH DUH WHA?!?!


ELEMENTA. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SWEET ANGEL?

Elementa: I like Paquita here better.


Elementa: For now.


Elementa: Eh, changed my mind.

-.- FICKLE.


Ritualia: Look what I can do!
Cafeteria Man: Hey. Those are MY vodka bottles.
Ritualia: Whatever man, I'm gonna throw down some rhymes anyway. You be my backup dancer.


Ritu: All the people in the house know mah name is Green!
I like eating rotten food and I don't stay clean!


Ritu: I live with my homes in a dormitoRY
Here we don't eat nothin but cereal and chiLI!


Ritu: And the caf man he try to get me down
For throwing his vodka bottles around!


Ritu: Word up.


Elementa: Those rhymes are cash, Ritu - I mean, Green.
Dervish: Ugh, I'm getting out of here. You're all sheep.
Mascot: Actually, I'm a llama.


FINAL EXAM IN AN HOUR?! GASP!


Um, Necro? There may be more important things to attend to at the moment.


Necro: I am so much cooler than Ritu.
Dervish: I wonder who Elementa is going to end up with...
Giant Blue Hand: *pokes Elementa's picture in the cheek*


And it's time to move everyone back home.
Elementa: This is stupid. I only got to have TWO relationships in college and it's all ready over. :[


And thus begins a trend of very stylish (for the most part) clothing transitions.




Suddenly I regret not making you heir. :/





Hot Dormie: Where did all her hair go?

And thus ends uni, and thus begins Gen 9!

This update seem short to you? No worries, I am posting the Gen 9 Spares update concurrently, so you won't have long to wait!

Comments

( 19 comments — Leave a comment )
imaginepageant
Sep. 24th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
...RITU'S HAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRR OMFGGGGG ULTIMATE HILARITY.
katu_sims
Sep. 24th, 2009 10:41 pm (UTC)
XD ISN'T IT AWESOME?! armagads I love that hair.
javabean_dreams
Sep. 24th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
Holy crap. That is a hell of a lot of bed deco. They are being eatennnnn!

Repo Man: OH MY GOD WHAT IS GROWING ON HER HEAD?!
MY REACTION EXACTLY.

LOL THAT RAP IS AWESOME. fo shizzle. g-dog. homefry? OOH FRIES. I want some freaking fries.

Dervish: Ugh, I'm getting out of here. You're all sheep.
Mascot: Actually, I'm a llama.

lololololololol llama

Giant Blue Hand: *pokes Elementa's picture in the cheek*
hehehe. silly hand.

Those ARE some pretty normal looking transition outfits! :O

YAY DORKS! <333
katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
It's actually one BIG bed deco. I hate the eating, but I love the look. D: I am so conflictedddd!

OMG DUDE CHEESE FRIES. *drools* I wonder if my school cafeteria has such things?

XD I am glad you liked the llama comment. I was so proud of that one.
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katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 05:59 pm (UTC)
I love foamy vest things! XD In that really hateful kind of way.

Dude, the Dork Legacy is like one gigantic ball of Good Luck, with cool transition outfits and adorable toddlers...
bondchick_nett
Sep. 25th, 2009 04:53 am (UTC)
http://applesims.net/dork/8p7/dork003.jpg
LOL oh dear the broken animation beds. xD *tries to imagine that Ritu is buried under the cushions and Dervish's other leg is tucked under that nauticaly themed pashmina afghan patchwork quilt*

http://applesims.net/dork/8p7/dork007.jpg
xD You downloading that hair was TOTALLY worth it just for this screenshot. xD

UNI. RAP. FOR. THE. WIN. :O

Dervish: Ugh, I'm getting out of here. You're all sheep.
Mascot: Actually, I'm a llama.

I SPILLED MY TEA! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! xD

http://applesims.net/dork/8p7/dork048.jpg
THIS REMINDS ME, GOTTA GET THAT DAMN LOTP COMES EVERY NIGHT HACK

I AM VERY GLAD YOU MANAGED TO GET SCREENIES ETC! I AM SORRY THEY WERE A BITCH TO YOU! ;_;
katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
I still bemoan that you didn't wear your pashmina afghan to the dolphin cruise.

I truly am the greatest rapper ever. Wait for my new album!
bondchick_nett
Oct. 20th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC)
OMG!! I totally forgot I even had one! OMG! It's buried in a box of scarves in the bowels of my room.. MAAANG HUAG OPPORTUNITY: FAIL!
inna_t
Sep. 25th, 2009 06:34 am (UTC)
Ritualia's hair is awesome! I understand why repoman was so scares. =))) Btw, don't you remember where did you get this hair?
katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
I will try to get you the link when I get home. :D
katu
Oct. 23rd, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
tsal_sims
Sep. 25th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC)
Repo Man: OH MY GOD WHAT IS GROWING ON HER HEAD?!
I second that motion! =O

Necro: And, uh, since I won the heir poll? Yeah. Baby factory, HERE I COME.
F YES ^^

http://applesims.net/dork/8p7/dork041.jpg
Rampage?! O_O

Wow, Mesmer's transition outfit wasn't that bad. Suited her. O_o

Hooray for the DORKS!
katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
Rampage! It's part of Macrotastics. XD

And thank you!
sickan_chan
Sep. 25th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
LOL. I agree with repoman.... WTF was that thing on her head?! XD Run for yer liveees! :P
Aww, he took the awesome bed! :O (darn, I wanted to steal it myself ;___;)

and where did the hair go? Some dormy cut it all off in her sleep, erm, transition? Aww, Dervish <3
katu_sims
Oct. 19th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
It was her lovely long locks! XD Or a neon octopus, either way.

Thanks for reading!
dutchess_axel
Oct. 12th, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Repomen say exactly what I am thinking. At all times. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Rapper Green. XD I love it.

WEREWOLF? HELL YEAH
katu_sims
Oct. 17th, 2009 05:57 am (UTC)
Hmmm...you might wanna have that looked at. XD

And thanks!
lauriethemuppet
Oct. 13th, 2009 08:07 pm (UTC)
YAY DORKS! Made my day bb!
katu_sims
Oct. 17th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
:D Sweet! My work is done then!
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