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The Dork Legacy 1.5

Previously, on The Dork Legacy:


We begin this update with a picture of Willoughby obviously trying to keep from vomiting.

"Ooh, frest boots! Er, I mean fruits!"

"Slurp slurp. Actually, pureed boot isn't so bad."


My mom always used to tell me not to do this.

Someday your prince will come, Princess Grump. Someday.

I just wanted to show off one of my favourite CAS sims. She's pretty enough from the front...

But I think that she looks best from the side. And apparently she makes a very nice Twi'ilek. :D I've tested.

...Where the hell did you get those?

Yeah, I applied for membership to get the well for the kids. Well worth it. GET IT. WELL worth it?! :DDDD

They could have found a better place to put it, though...

Thanks to the stupid bitch of a dog (haha, another pune, or play on words), and the wishing well, Tara couldn't make it inside. And no one could leave the house. So I moveObjects'd her out of the way.

...So don't run away? Is that so hard?

"Dear well, please give me a lvl 5 female with a succubus bloodline!"

Well, he did get his first kiss, at least. Meet Autumn Fuchs.

I sent Mr. McFatty here out to release the butterflies so that I could get a pretty picture of him doing so, but they DIED on the way outside. So here is an artsy picture of Drizzt unceremoniously dumping some dead bugs out of a jar. >.<

Our first good look at Autumn and she's stalking Einstein. Lovely. However, as you can tell, that well can really pick 'em. She's gorgeous.

And she loves animals.

I really wasn't very good with getting shots of things these past few times, so I apologise. Let's jump ahead to Einstein's first kiss.

"Uh...do I gotta?" ;-;

His first kiss is with someone who is rather attractiveness challenged...but hell, his name is EINSTEIN. He can't complain.

Oh yeah. This is a beautiful start to your dating career.

Every time I leave these two alone, I swear...

"Ohhh, feroovitah!"

I hear this like seventeen times a minute. >.<

Whoa, hang on there, cowboy...you invited her over because you wanted to Go Steady, let's not rush things!

"Hell no, just because I'm in love with you, doesn't mean I want to be your girlfriend!"

"But enough of that, let's make out!"


You know, Autumn, they do have pills for this.


"I kissed this loser?"

"Be your girlfriend? Yeah, sure, that'd be nice!"

>_< !!!!!

"I sure am glad I have such a great boyfriend."

I love her all ready.

She wubs the fishies. Sadly I never caught caps of this, but staring at the fish is pretty much the only thing Drizzt ever does. They're wonderful for each other.


Demon zits!

"I don't think I should do that, Greg. That would be wrong."


"O Hai lady I don't know. Did you know that your gnome is really hard to steal?"

Then she changed into her swimmies and glitched while eating, and began to hit on Einstein. She's pretty awesome.

I hated Willoughby's hair. So I changed it!

And this picture is funny because, due to the placement of the thought bubble, it appears that Tara's head is actually connected to Caedmon's body. Because this is not the case, it is decidedly humourous.

...*double take!*

Drizzt proves which one is him and which is a doppelganger by cooking rainbow trout.

Just because Willoughby is adorable.

NOOO MR. TWINKLES!! ;_____;!!!

Um...there's a fresh paper out on the front lawn, if you want, Tara... >.>

Einstein gets fit again.

...So much for that.


FINALLY! And with a measly 18 sim!hours before elderdom.

I told myself I'd move the kids to college as soon as he hit LTW...and so...

Here's Willoughby. Still gorgeous, but check this out:


Drizzt grew up into appropriately hilarious hair. Also, his face became made of RAZORS. You can't necessarily tell in this shot, but he looks like Johnny Depp on heroin.

Wow, Einstein! Way to lose that baby fat!

I brought Trista along, because she and Einstein got along so well.

I also brought Autumn. My only objection are those HUGE eyelashes... >.<

Autumn is actually much prettier than this picture shows. But, makeover.

And Drizzt's.

Willoughby's (I would totally wear that outfit!).

Einstein's. Drool.

And, lastly, Trista. I didn't really notice how pointy her face was, before. >.>

Drizzt and Autumn still have their love for each other.

"Don't drop out of school."

"Haha, that's good advice! *plusplus*"

And now, we present to you: How To Lose Weight, The Quick and Impossible Way.

Step 1: Sit down to write term paper.

Step 2: Stand up, make muscles, and you will become thin!

Step 3 (follow-up): Mack on hot walkby chick with your newfound hot body.

"Hell yeah I love guys in makeup!"

Obligatory shower scene.

"Do you like to ski?"


Oh I love her.

And...er...that's all I have. Like, that's all I've played. >.> I'm kind of in a bad way as far as updating goes. I've got classes starting soon, and other various things going on. Unfortunately, I can't just take a break...but expect to start seeing more every-other-week updates. ;-; Sorry.

I feel kinda defeated, lol, there are people on like Gen 3 and 4 all ready. >.> I'm so slow. Anyway, see you soon! Next time the update will move a bit faster, and hopefully jump around less! :D


( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 7th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
Aww I too bad Drizzt's Lestant look lasted so little. Einstein is still a hottie though.

Anyway, sorry for smapping all your updates, it's just that they're all made of awesome and I can't help it. :P
Feb. 7th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, once he got to Young Adult, the ponytail just didn't look as good.

And no problem, I love it when people comment, especially if it's been up for a while. :DD
May. 11th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)


Your commentary is awesome!! WHY HAVE I NEVER READ THIS???
May. 12th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
Wow, an "lololol?" That's like...the highest-complimenting internet acronym for laughing!*

:DD Thank you! And...I don't know, but I'll bet it was a good reason. :D

*The next highest, I believe, is "looooooool." Which should be pronounced "luul" and in a high pitched voice. :D
May. 24th, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
Hi! I just saw this on Friday, and spent all morning getting caught up, and now I have this compulsive need to know where you got some stuff, because it's all so awesome!! So the things I'm wondering about the most are the very cool garden kids room set, and the black pajamas that Willoughby starts wearing in college.

May. 25th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading! :DD The garden set is the PlayDays Set by Sims2Sisters on TSR, but you'll have to go to the booty to get it.

And the black pajamas...let me check. They're from Liana Sims, under PJ's. :D

And no problem! Was there anything else?
Sep. 14th, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)
Totally random comment at 7 in the morning from me.

Anyway, reading through this while I'm awake (not by choice, the awake bit, not the reading this bit) and it's awesome so far :D It's also rubbing in my face how much of a dork I am for getting all the references.

Now it's off to try (again) to get sleep for me, I'll read some more later and comment again.
Sep. 14th, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
Well, thank you! :D It's okay! Embrace the dork! Embrace it. It loves you too. :D

Good luck to you on the sleep thing!
Oct. 6th, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
"Also, his face became made of RAZORS"

You are so amusing, I love you! -cookies got yuu.-
Oct. 8th, 2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
Awww, thanks! SWEET. COOKIES.
Dec. 25th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)
this is so funny!
My computer crashed while i was reading this and i was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". My brother came in and was all freaked out. (his room is RIGHT above mine XD)

Awesome story!
Dec. 29th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
XD Glad you like it! Sorry about the crash, though, I have that effect on people. :P
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