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The Dork Legacy 2.4



Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 ]


When we last saw The Dorks, Willoughby made HK- 47, the Servo! Who she immediately shagged. Einstein won us the golden bookcase, and Bao-Dur became the cutest of all the chilluns. Willoughby also got MARRIED, to a hot blonde named Algren. Dante (Willoughby's child with Mr. 1/20) grew up into a toddler, and the television was used for the FIRST TIME in the legacy. Einstein maxed all his skills, Vanessa got a Motherly Makeover. Katamari and Kilik (Einstein and Vanessa's LAST set of twins) were borned.



HK-47 is VERY shocked at something from the last update. Caedmon peeing himself, I believe.


Vanessa really wanted to be a werewolf ("It's not FAIR! He got to see aliens AND gets to be a werewolf?! ;-;"), so...


...


Einstein: There! Now you've been anally probed AND you're a werewolf!
Vanessa: Ow, I thought we agreed not to try that! ;________;


I didn't know having a werewolf howl would make sims wet themselves! That's awesome!


Vanessa: I can't believe he didn't use any lube!
Willoughby: Yeah, get over it. Men are like that.


Vanessa: WAH I GOT WHAT I WANTED WAAAH.


I just wanted to let you all know that I actually sleep like this.


I saw this in Einstein's queue and snickered. WOLF whistle?! GET IT?!


Einstein: Well, as you can see, Matchmaker, I am a werewolf. While my wife and I find great joy in this, my family doesn't. Is there anything I can do?


Matchmaker: Oh, yeah, here. I've got plenty if you want them.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PROFESSOR LUPIN NEEDED THIS STUFF?!


Einstein: *gulp!*


Einstein: *does that one scene from Beauty and the Beast*


Einstein: I'm...human! You...you saved me, Belle!
Matchmaker: ...Why do they always say that?


CAEDMON. SERIOUSLY.


Finally the slacker career came up! Woo!


Uh...Nariko...? How long have you been standing there?

Nariko: Long enough.

...*slowly backs camera out of room*


Holy crap. We got some quality parents in this here house.


Vanessa's mad face was just too cute.


HK-47: Concerned Statement: Do human larva normally produce so much excrement?


...What?


Willoughby: Zzort. Also, note Algren standing creepily BEHIND the bed. >.>


Vanessa: Haha! I totally kicked a ten year old's butt at rock paper scissors!

...Be proud.


This is Willoughby's heir portrait. >D


Zzort...? Again? They were seriously like an hour apart. It was weird.


Oh hey, their jim-jams match!


Reading is his favourite thing evar.


Sometimes I remember to feed Mr. Cow.

YEAH OKAY I HAVE ORIGINAL NAMES, ALL RIGHT?! It's named after my cow in Animal Crossing.


Caedmon: *must like Vanessa more than LIFE.*


No, seriously, I mean, I could *accidentally* click "Grab Cake" instead of "Feed." I can do that.


Bao-Dur is the king of wanting to play games with people. I bet he rolls Popularity. Or Pleasure.


Er...is that stepstool a little heavy?


Just to remind you that she's adorable!


Algren: Can you help me with my homework sometime?
Einstein: *looks away*


I put a tent on the lot. Tara likes to sleep there, apparently.


And Caedmon likes to sleep here, out by the pool.


I don't know why he was strutting. I told him to Sleep in Pajamas in his own bed.


I sense a disturbance in the Force.


Tara: KISSING MAKES BABIES?!
Caedmon: I bet this is somehow my wife's fault...


...Oh. There are?


This is...Galadriel? I think?


And this is Bilbo. Yeah, I thought I should stray into the realms of literary dorkiness.


Galadriel/Bilbo contemplates the existence of his/her brother/sister.


Einstein: Hey, mom! Congrats on peeing your santa costume at my wedding!

...Wow, you're an asshole, Einstein.


Caedmon: *mumble mumble* ...'s my room. why everyone so loud... *grumble mumble*


I am going to put you in diapers if you don't stop peeing on babies.


At some point I noticed that Willoughby was like 20 days older than Algren. And...it had nothing to do with me wanting to keep her around. Nope!


YAY!


Einstein: Yay my son is awesome!


Oh, but his friends are NOT. Meet Susie Budge, one of Balthazar's kids.


I was on pins and needles for this whole thing, because I had Algren "Take a Spin" in the car, and had no idea when he was gonna get back...


They were also nervous. And then!

DUN DUN DUN


Oh, it's just Vanessa. >.> They didn't get caught.


Dante grew up.


So did Kilik! Elf ears!


And so did Katamari! I know you can't see her very well. I'm doing you a favour.


Here's Kilik's makeover!


Caedmon: And he was like, my balls are inflatable!


Lots of LTWs in this post.


Don't worry, there's extreme failure, too.

HK-47: Dzzzzzbzzt: Bzzzzz Dddddt Bzztt.


Mink: HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME!
Tara: Oh, you're even more beautiful up close!
Both: *plus!*


Where are you running to, HK?


HK-47: +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++ PLEASE REBOOT FROM START +++

Oh, amok. I see.

"Amok amok amok amok amok amok OOF!" :D I love that line (it's from Hocus Pocus).


Another date, this time while Algren's at work. I know, I'm so drama avoidy! But...the childrens!


Willoughby: So do you wanna make this a dream date or what?


I was sick of waiting for her LTW, so I decided to send her out to a club to finish it off. She's at like 16/20 right now.



There's 17/20.


Kinky! There's 18/20.


19/20.


20/20!!!


WOOO!


And so ended Willoughby's reign as the Town Bicycle.


More loading screens! I just love how Willougby is like as far away from her baby as she could possibly be.


Caedmon: Oooh I gotta go!


Caedmon: Okay, feeling's passed.


Caedmon: HEY I'M TIRED!


Caedmon: HEY I DON'T WANNA GO TO SLEEP I GOTTA PEE!

...I sent you to use the bathroom before bed.


Is there a Depends hack somewhere?


Caedmon: WAAH.

There was a scene like this in The Libertine...


Sparkly cereal? That's...trustworthy.


Don't worry, it's just Willoughby's date. Not a hot one, either.


Willoughby: I hope his "milk" tastes better this time around.

...What?

Willoughby: >D

...UGH! OH! THAT'S GROSS! You're perverted. ;-;


[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR VIOLATING PHOTOBUCKET TOS]


Oh, I guess Grump got old.


Caedmon: If I practise my sexy strut, Vanessa will love me.

No. She won't.


But I will love Bao-Dur! Yes I will! *pinches his cheeks*


Einstein: Once you're done reading the pages, then you put down the answers. That's how you do homework.

Kids need to be TAUGHT that?

And now, Heavenly Sword Catch:


Nariko: TAKE THIS, FLYING FOX!


Nariko: THIS IS FOR KAI!


Bao-Dur: ohshit


Bao-Dur: HAHA. You have underestimated my power!


Vanessa is full of promotions.


Willoughby: I guess I'll just sit next to him while he does that "reading" thing. Maybe he'll notice me.


Algren: WOO BABY U IS FYN
Willoughy: Hey, it worked!


I just wanted to show you an old lady in her jimjams playing the drums.


Vanessa: IT'S GRRRREAT!

I had to wait AGES to cure her so that she and Einstein wouldn't lose aspiration.


Holy crap, look how pale Wander is!


I realised I REALLY didn't want three romance sims around, so I changed HK-47 to Popularity. There wasn't a Violence aspiration, otherwise I would have set him to that.


Yeah. Keep it on the wife, buddy.


OMG they're having a sleepover campout in the backyard! THAT IS SO CUTE!! *squees*


This is pretty cute, too.


Look! I totally still have these on my ceiling from when I was 9!


And I also got shiny floors. I was excited enough to take pictures, therefore you're excited enough to look at them. :P


Also, that's the end. What's up next? Will Caedmon finally cross the line and wreck the happy household? Will Mr. Cow eat anyone else? Will anyone have more babies (NOOOO!!!)?

Tune in next time to find out!

ALSO! I now have a resources post! So please check there before asking for CC. If it's not there, go ahead and ask, either there or here. :D

Comments

(Anonymous)
Sep. 18th, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)
Midna
In that first picture of Katamari she totally looks like Mida from Zelda Twilight Princess XD Just wanted to say that.