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The Dork Legacy 3.5

Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]

[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 ]

This is our last update before uni, which is exciting. :D Gen 3 is turning out to be the shortest so far, which is honestly kind of a relief for me, heh. However, expect lots of spam in this update, as I apparently paid lots of attention to small details.

Because I ended last update awkwardly, we're going to start this one out awkwardly! I'm pleased to know that sims let their nine year olds handle huge pruning shears unattended.

What are the responsible adults doing while this is happening?

Getting high off of Snapdragon fumes, apparently...


DUN DUNNNNN!!! *dramatic damsel scream*

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the house, something adorable is happening.

Roman: Tooba snooboo~!
Miraluka: Ba ba ba baaa!
Me: O___O <3333!!!

Best picture of the whole update, yes?

Though this one gives it a run for its money...

Agnes: 3<

Willoughby: ...Is she okay?
Shelby: Too...much...snapdragon...-.<

Shelby: RAAAR! FURY!!

Shelby: Uh...whoa, is that a plane?
Willoughby: Bitch can't even hold her snapdragon...

Shelby: Heeheehee, my feet are on upside-down now!
Willoughby: She should know not to directly inhale...

Shelby: WHOA man...whoa...whoa...hold up a second. Did anyone else see that demon ballerina?

Shelby: Oh God! Oh God! The balledemon is tickling me! Oh the tickling!
Willoughby: ...>.<


Shelby: Heh heh. I showed HIM.

Nettie: Old man, if I had a guitar right here, I would show you how to ROCK!

Nettie: I'd be all like, meedly meedly RWAAAAAOOH!

Nettie: You like me now, right?

Algren: >[

Blaster: Miniature human, I require sustenance. With a preference for tuna.

Einstein and Vanessa: *make out*
Algren: *plusplus*

Verdana: DUDE are they gonna have sex?! :DD

Also, nice scarf there, Einstein. Wouldn't want to catch a chill.

Einstein: Oh, my darling Snapdragon...
Me: Um...excuse me but wtf r u doin?


Vanessa: Oh darling, I've never felt so close to you!


Verdana: Huh. So that's how WooHoo works.
Me: No! No, that's wrong!
Doll: *starestare*

Vanessa: *gropes Einstein's butt*

I very nearly made this the teaser picture...lol.

Again with the plant!

Well, I hope you've enjoyed your health class for today. See you again next week!

Roman: Hello? This thing on?

Roman: Look, today I think we have a huge issue to talk about.

Roman: And...I do mean HUGE.

Roman: I am, of course, talking about my penis. It can be found right here.

Roman: I personally think it's pretty great!

Roman: As is the rest of me. :D

Roman: Hug me, dear brother!
Tre: No! Your huge penis might touch me!

Roman: Awww. ;-; It's a curse.

And now for birthdays! Cakes are for the weak!

Tre: *bamf*

Verdana: *bamf!*

Hard to tell that these two are brothers...

Awww, he's a freaking sweetie! And...er...he rolled Romance. lol.

Trebuchet is a very shiny teenager, who rolled Pleasure.

And the very gorgeous Verdana rolled Knowledge. That makes... *counts* ...five Knowledge sims in this house.

Arial: *also bamf!* I think she's very beautiful. ^_^ And just because she's a clone, doesn't mean she gets ignored...she just never does anything interesting.

Verdana: Dear Livejournal. Today I discovered hormones. I am now horribly depressed and would like someone to touch me. Down there. Woe is my life.

In case you were wondering whether or not Nettie was still being a trifling ho piccadilly whore Romance sim. Note the loving husband ready for WooHoo.

And now for some incredibly hot Roman spam:

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. However, before you change your underwear, I'd like to present my personal favourite, in widescreen hi-def Blu-ray format:

And end. Sorry if this breaks any layouts, but I thought it was worth it.

Bilbo: *wishes he was as hot as his son*

Because there wasn't all ready enough Shelby spam in this update.

Miraluka: *can still OH GOD SEE FOREVER*

I attempted to remedy the horrifying eyes with glasses. It's not so bad. But UGH it makes me mad because the rest of her face is completely ruttin' gorgeous.

I finally knuckled down and got some contacts for Miraluka. She's so pretty!

Ithoria has a kind of small-nose thing going on...but is still pretty darn cute despite the freaky eyes.

Einstein: So...I heard your speech about...you know. *points* You'll need that later, for girls.
Roman: You don't need to tell me, grampa! I know all about girls...

Roman: When I meet them, I kiss 'em! Like this!

Roman: Right?


Ithoria: As you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the board, I am double-jointed in this hand.

Ithoria: This is one of many reasons why I should be heir of the Dork legacy. :<

Roman: Dude, in college, I'm gonna kiss so many chicks!

Verdana: Oh, I know! I'm gonna make all the boys crazy for me!

Verdana: I'm gonna walk in in my sexy dress and be like... BAM!

Verdana: Like this!
Roman: Yes! Yes! That's the ticket!
HK-47: *hovers*

What the...? That was the most USELESS chance card ever!

And this, folks, is where all the trouble began. I wanted another Servo around the house, so I had Willoughby start making one.

About five minutes later, the game crashed.

And every time I tried to load the lot after that, I'd get this.

So I underwent a huge process of following instructions, starting with taking out my downloads, going through all the system files to see if something was corrupted, and ending with having to move the Dorks out of their house completely. ;-;

Then, I moved them back into their home lot, to save time. And guess what!

Tara's grave was still there!

And so were these two! And also Adrian Rusewicz's, who was the last victim of the cowplant. Everything else, of course, was gone. Including Caedmon's grave, for whatever reason.

I still had this glitch, of course. -.-

And then I noticed this rather interesting want...

And then she tried to autonomously Tune Up HK-47. Who happily rejected her!
HK-47: Pleased Statement: Do not touch me, meatbag! What would your husband, who is standing just behind me, think of our indiscretions.
Bao-Dur: *seethe*

Bao-Dur: I don't hit ladies, but I got nothing against slappin' hoes! >(

Bao-Dur: Grrr...
Nettie: Well, that went okay! ^_^

Bao-Dur: I'm on a swing now!! :DDD

Er...yeah. What is it with my game crashing, and then when I move the Dorks back in, someone autonomously cheats? And they get rejected, and there's slapping, and then two seconds later everyone's happy again? O.o

Tre: Oh God...that's...disgusting!
Me: What is?

Hahaha, that's cute.

Look! It's forgotten girl Arial! She's so cute!

Anyway. Slowly I began to rebuild the house. I got this far, and was feeling rather pleased with the way things were going this time around. I started playing, and had Willoughby start on that Servo again when...the game crashed again. >.> And...I hadn't saved yet.

So when I loaded the lot up again, it was still just as if they'd just moved in. And this time Nettie saw fit not to be a cheating ho.

And Verdana saw fit to be very pretty.

And this time I just said, "screw it" and spawned a new Servo. I figured...it's not entirely cheating if Willoughby *could* make a new one...and since I thought maybe that's what was messing up my game, I figured it was worth it.


And thanks to that tutorial posted on thesims2 community...

Ladies and gents...meet GladOS Dork.
GladOS: It is very good to meet you. I am genuinely happy to make the acquaintance of someone like you. I am thrilled deeply. My Aperture Science Joy Tingling Nodes are tingling with joy.

I decided to give HK a makeover as well...however, you may not see much of him in the future, as it is currently my belief that he is in fact the problem with the Dork household.


Tre: I don't like the new robot. She's mean to me.


GladOS: That is the end of this phase of the test. You won the test. In fact, you won so much that, next week, there will be another test. And then, there will be cake. Aperture Science (Livejournal Branch) can not be held responsible for abrupt endings due to frustration with glitches, nor anger in test subjects who felt that there was not enough plot, nor accidental death due to incineration after Aperture Science (Livejournal Branch) Feedback Comments have been received from the test subjects. Thank you, and have a nice day.


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May. 11th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)

Also, there's a small mistake in the "previous part" section, where one of your a href's is wonktastic.

Roman is hawt. Your male sims are all spectacular *_*
May. 11th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
:D Ever since I beat Portal, I've been totally in love with her...that was easily the best boss battle in any game ever ever EVER.

"Hellooo. See, that was you. That's how dumb you sound."

"It also says here that you were adopted. So, that's funny."


Yeah, the link is fixed now. >.> I was in such a hurry to update that I missed it until like a minute ago.

And thank you! :D I happen to like them quite a lot. I keep meaning to do a female heir...but the boys all look so good! D:
May. 11th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
I have to find that tutorial. I'd love to see what my C3PO looks like as a real boy. XD
May. 11th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
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May. 11th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
Hee, thank you! :D GladOS is my new favourite...and I'm very sad that I have to finish Uni before I can see her again. ;-;
May. 11th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
DORKS!! I was scared they were gonna be broken forever!

I loved Roman's penis speech! Hes got a gift!

HUGE lol @ Verdana's LJ entry! "I want someone to touch me. Down there" HAHAHA

Roman and Verdana are so hot and spicy! I love them both!
May. 11th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
Nope, they're not broken. ^_^ I don't think, anyway. >.> The home lot is running fine, and while there were some glitches with the custom dorm I built, I managed to smooth those out. I'm not giving this legacy up without a fight! :P

I loved Roman's penis speech! Hes got a gift!
LMAO, I guess you gotta flaunt it if ya got it! :D

All the kids this time around are so pretty. Roman is like the perfect blend of his parents, and even though Verdana kind of has the Galadriel thing going on, she's just gorgeous. And Trebuchet is actually super hot...but I dislike his skintone. ;-;
May. 11th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Hey, you! I haven't read this one yet but I wanted you to know that I'm reading them all. It may take me a few days to catch up but I'll get there! XD

May. 11th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
Yaay! That excites me! :D If you find time to comment, that'd be awesome, too! But if you don't, that's still cool. :D My updates are really long, so I would totally understand.

Also! Also! I meant to mention this to you, but a girl with SEVERE EYEBROWS moved into my dorm! I was so excited! :DD She should appear next update, if you're interested, lol.
May. 11th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
HA! Oh man, I feel for your crashing frustrations, that really sucks! GladOS is evil. Poor Tre seems to agree. Roman is HOT! I cracked up at his speech. Einstein and the snapdragons was hilarious. Who knew snapdragons were like ecstacy for elderly sims? Nettie lucked out on that second crash, but I think it's only a matter of time. Why she wants to screw anyone but Bao-Dur is beyond me, though. ;)
May. 12th, 2008 02:50 am (UTC)
Thanks...the crashing was not fun, but it seems to be gone...for the moment.

Yeah...Snapdragons in my legacy, cats in the Hooker legacy...EAxis found a lot of different ways to get sims high, apparently? I actually usually don't make jokes like that because I'm a big prude. :P But it was fitting.

I KNOW, RIGHT? Nettie doesn't know how good she has it. Though, she will now. I actually moved her, Bao-Dur, HK, and their kids to another house, because dear lord am I ever sick of the elders around the house. And this way they can live forever! And my lot won't lag so much!
May. 11th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)

Einstein would make a wonderful sex-ed teacher :D. I already learned so much~
May. 12th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
:D I'll have to get him a job in the Education career, then! Er...again.

...Now I wonder what he taught all those students...
May. 11th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)

Einstein would make a wonderful sex-ed teacher :D. I already learned so much~
May. 11th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
OMG, glitched woohoo! OMG OMG, can't breathe, laughing too hard!

I am actually double jointed pretty much like that. Which is freaky and TMI, but what the hell...

Awesome, awesome update. Seriously awesome. :D
May. 12th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
HAHA, yeah...thanks, boolprop allow45DegreeAngleofRotation true! We couldn't have done it without you. :P

DUDE, I am ALSO double-jointed like that! This is awesome! Let's start a club!!

Oh, and thank you! :DD
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May. 11th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
Einstein: Oh, my darling Snapdragon...
Me: Um...excuse me but wtf r u doin?


Nettie, what is wrong with you??!?! You have BAO-FREAKING-DUR. You are ungrateful!
May. 12th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Lollerskates? Roflcopter? Er...I'm sure you missed one...I dunno. I can't remember. Heh.

D: I know! Nettie is a fool! But...more for us, I guess?
May. 11th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Miraluka and Ithoria have absolutely INSANE eyes. Like... really insane. I've never seen anything quite like that in my life. :D Haha!
May. 12th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Yeah...Like, do alien eyes actually stick physically OUT of their faces? Because...these two's do. It really scares me actually.

It also makes me very happy that I didn't make him heir.
May. 11th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
Blaster: Miniature human, I require sustenance. With a preference for tuna.
+3 rofl thats so cute!
Yay Bao-dur slap that hoe!
Tara is so awesome she's magic =)
God Roman for heir i mean really that thing with the kissing wow <3
May. 12th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
Is +3 a smiley, or is it actually that you have a +3 Rofl? Does a +3 Rofl have improved criticals or is it just the attack bonus? :P No...sorry, just being a nerd.

Tara is awesome. I miss her. ;-; But I have enough sims I love that I don't miss her too much. ^_^

Thanks so much! :D I'm glad you enjoyed!
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May. 11th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
/wipes away a tear

YOU ARE FULL OF WIN just for the servo fun.
May. 12th, 2008 03:00 am (UTC)
Yay! I'd much rather be full of win than bologna. :DD

And thank you!
May. 11th, 2008 06:13 am (UTC)
Oh man I love the Dorks SO HARD.

I want Roman. In the pants. I mean FOR HEIR. Totally not in a pervy way. Uh-huh.

I can't even find a favorite thing to comment on because you rock 8D
May. 12th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
Awww, thanks! <3

Yeah. Of course not in a pervy way. Just...for science. Until he's legal. >.> Then maybe...not just for science.

Shucks, ma'am, that's awful kind of you to say. :DD
May. 11th, 2008 08:48 am (UTC)
OK, Roman is officially the bishiest bishounen I have seen in any Sim world, possibly any other too. He is going to convert the male students to the gay side. (This doesn't work in real life, but then again there is no Roman in real life.)

I am mildly surprised that you don't have the "objects stay at moveout" bush from Simlogical. Then again neither had I until my first crashed family.

Also, is the cowplant still alive?
May. 12th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
Haha, it's sad that one of my manliest sims is the bishiest bishounen. :D But, I think somehow I shall live. :P Thank you!

I actually do have that bush. I've had it for a VERY long time, since my first legacy. Which is probably why I didn't think to put it on the Dork lot. >.< I barely remember fire sprinklers, honestly.

And the old cowplant is gone. However, it was easy enough to get back. I just have Einstein take a job in the field and he's automatically high enough to unlock the career reward. And also, I could just cheat to get them back...but if it's so easy, why bother cheating? lol.
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