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The Dork Legacy 6.5



Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]

[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]

[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]

[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]

[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 ]






We open this update with the shocking remembrance that the Dorks have a swimming pool!



This glitch makes me lol SO HARD every time. XD


Skintone-appropriate bathing suits, ur doin it - OH GOD MY EYES.


Sarina: 8D


I've never heard a servo sing karaoke before. It's so cute! "Bubbly bubble bubble beep!"


I also didn't know they could get fit.


It's birthday (part 1, will explain later) time! And Gizka goes from this...


To this! I mean...


This. Hot damn!


Always with the kooky neck thing!


Always!


As I was having her walk forward to take a picture of her, SHE DID THIS. OMG GIZKA I LOVE YOU SO HARD.


And here is her makeover! I wanted to give her an outfit that showed off her nunga-nungas, but wasn't overly sluttastic.


And a close-up. CURSE YOUR NON-GENETIC SKINTONE.*

*PT replacement skins have to stay custom or they don't work right. D:


EEWW THE OLD PEOPLE ARE DANCING.


Couldn't you just die? SHE HAS POINTY EARS.


At this point I realise that Zoe...er...doesn't have much shape.



Aww, G-D it, Gizka! I was all decided on April for heir until you got all awesome.


Gizka: Pollination, that's why I'm here,
It's why stargazing men should fear,
the dark!


Gizka: Pollination, it's all the rage!
It's been done since the ice age!
With sharks!

A poet, she is not.



Hey look, it's the other two kids! Benrime is, unfortunately, 100% identical to April (but I rolled the pacifier, and they DO have different personalities...who knows), which kind of puts her out of the running for heir. And Talortai is, frankly, boring and I don't much care for his look.


Judah: Hah! Oh boy, when I was your age, we did all sorts of crazy stuff...


Gizka: Shut up, grampa. You were never my age!

Did I mention she has 0 nice points? She's right though. He wasn't ever a teen.



Sorry. I keep getting distracted.


If I didn't know better, I'd think these two had the same pollinator.


Q: You're not doing it right. The scowl isn't something that you can just pick up casually. It's an acquired art.


Q: Whatever, old lady. I know what I'm doing.


Q: Oh dear God, that was your I-don't-care-what-you-think face?! This is worse than I thought. Try doing it like this.


Q: It's really like riding a bike! Hard to learn, but then you never forget!


Gizka: Hmm. I guess you do look pretty fierce.


Q: You're goddamn right I do.
Judah: Woohoo now?


Gizka actually really gets on with her grandparents.


This picture makes me sad.


But not as sad as this picture made me.

There was some issue with my game that caused it to keep crashing. Poor Gizka had to reach teenhood like freaking three times before I finally gave up. I don't know for sure what caused the crash. I'm hoping it was conflicting hacks (I have since removed all of those), but there's a chance it's the lot...which would mean YET ANOTHER new Dork house.

But I digress.


I deleted all the yumedust eyes from my game, damning the consequences. Zoe looks slightly mind-altered.


Sarina looks less crazy.


And GlaDos freaks me right the fuck out.


So, she got a makeover. It was time to change her look a bit anyway.


Zoe got my default-eye contacts.


And Judah and GlaDos got into an argument in the teeny tiny bathroom.


At which point we realise that Talortai is kind of a sensitive soul.


Not that this wouldn't terrify ME.


GlaDos likes to keep the Dorks well-lubricated.


FUCKING FUCK ASS BALLS. Also, inadvertant Hikaru legacy reference ftw!

Anyway, I gave up, and cheated.


So here's Talortai!


And Gizka! Again!


And April's clone Benrime!


On their first day home, they brought, THE TICKLER!


And this chick. She's kinda neat.


AND THEN. MY WORLD WAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.


And then it was time for college. Because I want to get to GEN 10. OR BUST.


See you on the flip side, Zoe!


I like the college cutscene. Gimme a break.


Yeah. Definitely a family resemblence there.


Hey! A not-totally-lame transition outfit! Sweet!


Sarina: Hey, honey?
April: Is that a hot guy over there?


Sarina: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. X[


Sarina: I wish I knew how to quit you.


And a group shot...


I lol'd forever.


I read his name as "Jeff Whitey" EVERY SINGLE TIME.


Toga Girl: WOO HOO! THE DORKS ARE BACK!


These ones are a bit more of a studious bunch.


They all rolled wants to write their term paper right away.


So I let them. Let it never be said that I stood in the way of education.


Gizka didn't want to be scholarly, though. She wanted to write in her little girly diary.


And Zoe didn't want to do anything. Loser.


Benrime at least wanted to play video games.


Gizka: OHMYGOD, Bill Kaulitz TALORTAI MIGHT SEE WHAT I THOUGHT OF IRON MAN.


April is so awesome, she can play play games AND study at the same time.


Oh, AND mack on random dudes.


And WIN at it!


Her jokes, though? Not so great.
April: And then he flew out to space!


April: Just like a rocket!


April: Tee hee.
Shawn: BWAHAHAHA!


Shawn: HOLY SHIT LOL YOU'RE HILARIOUS!
April: It wasn't that funny.


Shawn: Yeah, you're right, I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.


I think if a guy told me he'd considered my feelings and acted on it, I'd give him my kiss virginity, too.


Hot damn.


April: Kissy kissy!
Shawn: Er, you have fun-yuns breath.


April: HERE COMES THE KISSY MONSTER.
Shawn: UGH, NO!


April: Whaaaat? What's your problem?
Shawn: I just...not sure I'm ready to kiss you again.


wtf. I didn't even know you were crushing?


April: I have to flirt with him? Even though you left the walls down?
Me: Yes.


It worked!


Really, really well.

Also, Maxis? Ponytail =/= BUZZ CUT.


Oh, and here's everyone else. The corner of the lot is just ~so cool~.


I...can't even think of a caption for this one. Though I'm tempted to make a "sim-ian" pun.


Yeeeeeaaah.


Back to less scary things.


I mentioned earlier I was doing double heirs. Can you guess who yet?



Holy overexposure, batman!


lol.


Dormie (Frieda): My turn!


Shawn: Oh hell no.


First date Lower-Handsing? It must be love.


This is why most people go OUT to go on dates.


GOOD KNOWLEDGE SIMMING THUR.


I DIDN'T BUY YOU AN MP3 PLAYER, EITHER!!


PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE LINE FOR FREE IPODS IS SO I MAY JOIN.


I'm disturbed by the amount of blue in this picture.

Good ending, yes? Next one up soon!

ALMOST THERE GUYS. ALMOST GEN 7.

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katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
XD Glad you enjoyed!

And that guy with the low-riders...yeah, that was Kian. XD My custom-haired kids always have the most hilarious transitions!
lauriethemuppet
Nov. 23rd, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
Gizka for heir y/y?
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
Y.
beachwee
Nov. 23rd, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
Oh this was just awesome. I seriously didn't stop lol'ing
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)
:D Then my work here is done! Thank you!
fantasyrogue
Nov. 23rd, 2008 04:20 am (UTC)
http://randycaver.org/katu/dork/6p5/picture181.png

Bahaha. Yeah, that'd have me lol'ing every time too XD See this is why I don't use untucked pants! (though my sims are completely barbie down below so it would be far less amusing)

Wow Gizka turned out huge...eh.. pretty! And I rather like GlaDOS' new makeover :D She can't fool me, she's not scary at all!

I hope you figure out those crashing problems though :|
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
That's exactly WHY I used untucked pants. XD I'm not sure I even have any untucked shirts townified, lmao. I just love how they tuck their shirts into their waist. :D

Yeah, I always forget how omg-push-up-bra the Louis skins boobs are. Startled me! I think Gizka is really lovely, though. I like her soft jawline. <3

I know...GlaDos is about as scary as my cat these days. And my cat is only scary in that is-he-going-to-break-something-expensive kind of way.

I hope so, too. Thanks! <3
stakeit_uk
Nov. 23rd, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
Wow, those low riders, huh?!

LOLOLOL @ the Gizka and Q face moment! Perfection.

Gizka is just great!

I'm guessing April and Gizka are the double heirs?
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
You have to wonder what's holding them up...

XD Ever since Gizka made her first angryface, I was hoping I could get them to do it at the same time! I was excited.

And you guessed right! I still need to figure out how to make Gizka's skin genetic, because I will not tolerate EVERY BABY being glow-in-the-dark. XD
sea_serpent
Nov. 23rd, 2008 06:16 am (UTC)
ROFLCOPTER XDDDDDDDD

JUDAH IS JESUS??? HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT BEFORE

Gizka is so effing hot. What Pollination techs are you using, if you don't mind my asking? :o

I wish Q would give me scowling lessons :(
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)
You know, it's funny, because every now and again my brain goes, "Judah? The guy who betrayed Jesus?" And then my conscious brain goes, "Uh. Not exactly, stupid part of the brain."

Anyway. lol. I added the PT set to my resources post, which I made sticky, so there's no need to hunt! XD

And me too. My scowl looks shockingly like my sad face.
prescilla_bean
Nov. 23rd, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
Aw, I like GlaDos' make-over. ^_^
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)
Me too! I'm glad you agree. :D
engram_au
Nov. 23rd, 2008 08:59 am (UTC)
I haven't read the Creelmans in a few weeks. I shall have to catch up, I see. Didn't know Gavin was The Tickler. And that was his sister, Ginger, you found "kinda neat". They live in my Strangetown but have not made any tickling visits to any of the other families yet.

I love that glitch that happens when sims swoon while in the pool or swimming at the beach. It looks really weird at night, because it looks like their halo slipped, with a glowing disk around their necks. Definitely worth checking out at night :)

Everyone's makeovers look great. And I want to know where they're giving away the free MP3 players, too!
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
I am rendered nearly speechless from the hilarity and insanity of that legacy. I can't tell you how I long to try that challenge.

I recently discovered Ginger's identity, thanks to the Littera legacy (I don't mess with the Maxis sims much), but I didn't know those two were brother and sister. Not much of a resemblence, is there?

I shall try to make Judah and Q swim at night sometime, then! XD

Thank you! And I'm tempted to make a reference to those awful "Congratulations. You've won a free apple iphone/two free ipods/an isopod." ads.
jesstheex
Nov. 23rd, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
Sign me up for a free ipod too! Mine is getting a little outdated. Damn you, Apple!

You really need to bring back Gizka. She is gorgeous.

And the low-rider jeans? So fantastic. Oh, I laughed.
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Aww, I don't even *have* an ipod. I have a 2gb Zen something. It doesn't even have a fancy screen. I'm behind the times.

Gizka and April are going to be double-heiring Generation 7. May the best genetic combination win. XD

Thank you!
inkspottedtea
Nov. 23rd, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
I think Gizka needs some neon hair :3! It would suit her alien raver look *G*

yaaaaaaay college!
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
You know what? I completely agree with you. And I just happened to have gotten some neon hair from kinemortophobia which I suspect I now have a use for!

*rubs hands together*
redqueenmeg
Nov. 23rd, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
Hurray!

I kind of feel like swimming now.
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)
You know? Me too. I could totally go for an indoor pool right now.
simsforaranya
Nov. 23rd, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
OMG THE LOWRIDER JEANS. I choked on my own tongue, srsly.

GIZKA AND APRIL FOR DOUBLE HEIRS????
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)
Ack! Well, don't die, I don't know how to perform the Heimlich in person, much less over the internet. >.>

AND HELL YES THEY ARE.
catladymeow
Nov. 24th, 2008 07:34 am (UTC)
Yay! Update! I was happy to see this in my flist. It made me lol. Good work and sorry for all the crashes, I hope you find out what causes it soon.
katu_sims
Nov. 25th, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
:D Yay! Glad I could make you laugh. I think hopefully all the crashes are done for...I backed up all my files and reformatted my computer, so hopefully that'll help. Otherwise, I'll just have to check my downloads.
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katu_sims
Nov. 27th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
LOL. Well, I'm flattered, but don't hurt yourself! XD <3
shoefleesims
Nov. 26th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
Gizka is so beautiful! And I love GladOS's new makeover, too.

I wish I had Uni, just so I could get those cute MP3-listening faces.
katu_sims
Nov. 27th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
Thank you! I love Gizka...I tell you, I cannot WAIT for gen 7 to start. XD BABIES, I WANT THEM.

I wish you had Uni, too. /comfort
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